I understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory. - Chelsea Handler

I understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.

by Chelsea Handler

More Authors:

Theodore Roosevelt Winston Churchill Jimmy Dean Steve Jobs Sam Levenson

Related Topics

Share Quote

Related Quotes You May Like ❤️

I hate that people assume guys are the only ones to want sex. Girls want sex, too, and that shouldn't be a problem.

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?

Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh. Maybe it’s not that weird. After all, he could be the father.

I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.

The only people I owe an apology to are my dead parents. Except my father because he's still alive.

According to the New York Post, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are dating. They must be getting serious - Lance gave Ashley his yellow Live Strong bracelet. She wears it as a belt.

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.

He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.

You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age... and you have your own TV show.

I have a whole tribute to [ White House press secretary ] Sean Spicer that I can't wait for the whole world to see, i love it.

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.

My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. He had never molested me, but I wanted to have a party that weekend and needed him out of the house.



Stay in the loop and receive the latest inspiring quotes, thought-provoking insights, and more through RetroQuotes.com.