I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota. - Frankie Boyle

I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.

by Frankie Boyle

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