Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age. - Joan Rivers

Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.

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