Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind. - Louis C. K.

Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.

by Louis C. K.

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