No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab. - Scott Adams

No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.

by Scott Adams

More Authors:

Theodore Roosevelt Winston Churchill Jimmy Dean Steve Jobs Sam Levenson

Related Topics

Share Quote

Related Quotes You May Like ❤️

"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable.

Dogbert: Sounds cultish.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

Of the big five factors in happiness—flexible schedule, imagination, diet, exercise, and sleep—my pick for the most important is exercise.

Success caused passion more than passion caused success.

Stay in the loop and receive the latest inspiring quotes, thought-provoking insights, and more through